(o como terminé en un escenario cantando "Sólo se vive una vez")
Llegué a una conclusión, no es el alcohol lo que te saca las penas, sino las amigas ebrias que te hacen cagar de risa!
Claro que no voy a poder volver a escuchar New York, New York sin acordarme de mi amiga Cata que no queria largar el micrófono... Pero valió la pena la experiencia. 
Sí, hay videos. No, todavia no estoy en condiciones de publicarlos, mi contrato no me lo permite
No, no me des la espalda. Destapate. Te traje algo que te va a gustar, mirá:
Ah, ¿no es suficiente? Mirá esto:
It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when
you've got it, you want - oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but
it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!
A South American country with an extremely high ratio of slutty catholic schoolgirls who seem to be extremely welcoming of foreign dick (and local too, I guess) Competent in sports, said to have arrogant natives, with an economy always "recovering amazingly from" or "sinking in" crisis, plenty of great beef, but that should always be remembered for the hotness and sluttynes of its women.
Argentina is full of Spanish-speaking Italians who wish they were
English.
Argentina, notable for:
1. Getting rinsed in the Falklands.
2. Talented, yet dirty, cunning, cheating footballers.
3. Being inferior to Brazil.
A country that is known for being cheaters in sports. Mainly in soccer, especially when they lose control of the game, and start making fouls and diving throughout the rest of the game.
- ¿De qué está disfrazada?
